Post-DMSJ

Well, the whole DMSJ post was kinda detailed so there's no need to add any more to it. It's just the preparation leading to DMSJ that I'd like to mention. We had quite a fun time practicing for it. At least I had because I wasn't main contestant. Nevertheless, we came across many interesting verses and made funny quotes.

Ruth

#1
Ruth 1:9
There was a question my sis asked, May the Lord grant that each of you find ____ in the ____ of another ____. Answers: Rest, home, husband.

Jessica: "May the Lord grant that each of you find love in the arms of another man.

Everybody: "Fuh, Jessica romantic!"

#2
Ruth 3:14
So she lay at his feet until morning, but got up before anyone could be recognized...

Someone: She fainted, Boaz's leg too smelly d.

#3
This is probably my favourite. It was asked by Adrian.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he met Ruth?
A: Ruth-less.

Esther
#1
Read Esther 2:2-3, 12. Too long la.

Everyone: Last time already got Persia's Next Top Model!

#2
Esther 6:1
That night the king could not sleep; so he ordered the book of the chronicles, the record of his reign, to be brought in and read to him.

Someone: Cannot sleep, so read Sejarah!

Hope you had a good laugh reading it. There are probably more but these are the few that really got stuck in my head :D